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Thursday, September 03, 2009

9 words men should be alert of.

I do exercise 4 out of 9 of these words below during my conversation with my husband.

(1)
Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


(2)
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.


(3)
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes.Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.


(4)
Go Ahead:
This is a dare,not permission. Don't Do It!


(5)
Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6)
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.


(7)
Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a'whatever').


(8)
Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying F---YOU!



(9)
Don't worry about
it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


After a long observation, few of my friend definitely use those words while talking to their partner.

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