DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Long walks on the beach..........Been dumped many times
Candle lit dinners...............Acne
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

The Silent Treatment
A man and hi s wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

KL Aquaria

Man.... what the? I don't really think I have learn anything from the trip. The place is like so small and the fish breed is like balik balik the same thing! Sea Horses ? hahaha.. Those who have been to Semporna or living nearby the sea will surely puke to see such things here! Haiyo ...What to do ?

Vincent is here and he is complaining me not taking him around. And we ended up in the errr.. THERE. I can't think of any nice place to go in KL. Any recommendation ? Oh FYI, Vincent is only 13 years old.

The perfect take (fish's picture) ...goes to the PUFFER FISH. ...

The other part in Aquaria.

Recommendation :- Well for those who have been to the Sea World, Underwater World, ..... or any other sea sea places ..... no high expectations please! Unless you have a new born kiddo baby ... They might wanna see and know what is a fish and water.. :) After all they always see a dead cooked fish on the plate!

Decisions Decisions.....

Decisions Decisions.....

Do you really think it's easy to make such decisions? What will the others think? You don't care? You are so selfish!

Oh ok now.. tell me then.. What do you think? Should I follow what ever you are instructing? Or ? Who is deciding now? What is decision? - Make up your mind! Ok now I am confused! What is the point of making the decisions if one wants us to follow exactly what they mean? Get the point now? Still don't get it?

I don't know when comes to choices, I always ask for opinion and of course it always end up with the two words "You decide". Same answer from everyone but yet there is always little bitty bit hint hidding behind the " You decide", asking me to choose one of it. If it turns out ugly and causes REGRET there goes the bla bla bla from ...I don't know, sheep? hahaah...

Life is confusing. When you want to choose something you crave for , sometimes it just end up with the wrong choice! Always.... is always too late to turn back time! It is kinda sad that sometimes its hard to decide which is which! Pros and Cons? Never help! Ok ok I know this is kinda silly........ should I say ...123. point and choose then let it all depend on fate and destiny? Yeah! That is the answer that we are all have been waiting and been doing. Life is like gambling. :P

Chicken Little

Chicken Little

I have been hearing for months Chicken Litle.. Chicken Little..and so I booked 3 movie tickets in advanced for me, Kent and bro. Till the last minutes we changed our mind and decided to cancel the movie. Both of us end up in Genting Casino in the middle of the night. :P As for bro, he ends up in older bro's house. He did his good job baby sitting my younger brother.

Well last night my brother and I went to watch it. The story is different than the fables tales. This time the sky is really falling.

Why do the aliens invaded Okley Oaks? - To look for Kirby the hairy little cute baby alien.

Reason for aliens to come? - Acorn! They love acorn! They go back to Oakly Oak every summer just for the acron.

Chicken Little? - To proof to Oakly Oak and his dad that he was not lying and making up aliens stories.

The Ugly Duckling aka Abby, Runt , Fish? - Chiken Little's friends. I love Runt. Without him I don't think the movie is going to be funny. Fish? The err... should i say the dumb and the stupid ? Or may be he is just curious! Abby - the ugly and the smart one. A mentor and a girl friend to Chicken Little.

Well its much more better than the Incredibles! Yucksss.. whats with the cape and the hero things?

Thumbs up for Chicken Little! Hey its a cartoon OK!

Toby

Toby.
Who? What ? A male hairy feline. A nice cute present from my fiancee. Ok this Kitty was born in Penang and lives in KL. Just like the owner. Hahaha.....

I can still remember the day we (Kent, Josphine, Lydia and me) were looking for a kitten around Penang island. We were like nuts. Thanx anyway. I enjoyed driving during that time!From Air Itam to Gurney then to Tanjung Bungah, Georgetown then back to Air Itam pet shop named ToBY.

Yeah this is where Toby's name is from. It's just like the American Indians. What you see is what you name!

Toby is 9 months old now and is getting hairier, bigger and naughtier.....I just brought him to the pets grooming center. I thought i should be the one to be pampered? Anyway its like a companion to me at home. Wonder where do i get those scars on my hands? Thanx to Toby!