My Mere Life

Crazee - Pantun


America has cowboy and cowgirl,
England has madcow
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
Cow-peh and cow-bo'

When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from
darkness..... and
If u r still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay
ur TNB bill.


When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


. An angry china man entered a shop and
shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Sales : what free gift?
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.