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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Bear, the Lion and the Chicken.

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough once, and the entire planet shit's itself."

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