Gotcha!

Got busted hiding in the bag!

Simply Love Them !!!!!!

A little ~ heartbroken scene.

Grandma regularly will call me in the evening, updating families stuff. Her voice sounds really heartbreaking today. She accidentally washed Vince's jeans not knowing that Vince's mobile phone (NEW- present from Dad) was still in the pocket.

As she told Vince, well he just gazed at her sadly. Not a word from his mouth. Didn't even finish his lunch. Straight away walk to his bed. I never thought that Vince just walk away inaudibly, usually he will throw his tantrum.

Who's to blame? Grandma is just doing the laundry. Checked pants but well accident does happen sometimes.Vince? Guess he forgets his phone in his pants. Who doesn't forget? Till the phone rings .. Duh~

Just hope that the phone can be fix~

Why do we Love Kids?

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mum." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Still learning.......

This is my first draft of my gif. file pic.

Groovy

Am still improving it.

P/S : Ling thanx!

Cheers...

Just enjoying the drink of youth!

Me & Hubby

DInner.......

Din't really get to take all the tempting delicious food photo's too busy to finish my food!

Srubbing floors...

The kids (Yen and Adeline) are helping me to scrub floors with their own way!

Don't think they are trying to help! haha....
Just the intention to play (in an imaginary swimming pool) !

Aquaculture - Hatchery

Arrived at around 7am at my brother-in- law's aquaculture. It's kinda fun to be greet by few kids (goats) around. Look how small they are.

Few kilos of shrimp waiting to be weigh.

The actual size of the shrimp.

Add, Chinese Wine + Ginger + live shrimp

= DELICIOUS FOOD!

My niece, Adeline. Waiting for more shrimp to be caught!

Early on that day, I guess around 6 am. Kent woke me up. And took me for a ride on the motorcycle to his brother estate where the hatchery is. The view was nice too bad I did not take any pictures of it. The river beside the estate are full of monkeys and stork. Its not that kind of panorama that I can get to view everyday. Everything looks so peaceful and relaxing. The sound of the stream is just so right. The sun looks great that day.

Yeah it was fun to play with the children and doggies, kids chasing beside beside the river. While the adults busy with the catching. Me? Observing every details that I want to see.

I visit the veggie farm as well. Get to pick few spinach and Kai Lan. haha....... Oh and coconut too.

I recall few years ago, there was once my mother in law took and show me to the rubber estate. Never get to go into a rubber estate before and that was my first time. And I trust that will be my first and last visit. As I enter the estate, I presume not more than few seconds, my hands and legs were covered with mosquitoes. I can't even spot own my skin! It’s an unbelievable sight! And the itchiness last for a week. The best thing was learning how to taper a Rubber tree and to see the rest of the process. Used to only read it in primary school never thought I will get that close to see the it.

The estate visit did taught me a lot. I had fun with my nephews and nieces. The taste of the veggies and coconuts. The shrimp. It’s just simply lovely!

TRAGIC week!

It isn’t a good week, my mother-in-law passed away on the 15th March 2007. I never thought that she would die that early. She was only 59. It’s a tragic. I and Kent did not get to meet up her for the last time. We were rushing home after we heard that she was in a severe condition in ICU. While on our way back (driving in a mind-boggling speed of 160-180 km/hour) she passed away at the time 3.05 p.m. We were like an hour away from reaching Sitiawan.

As I step down from my car (Sitiawan home), her body arrived at the same time. I can’t believe my eyes to see her deceased body was wrapped with the hospital blanket. I can’t stop crying. Hubby was extremely heartbreaking and depressing. I never saw him that way since I know him. He loves his mom very much. And she loved us very much too.

The environment was so strange. It was not as usual. Usually when I get back home all my nephews and nieces (age 1-9, all 9) will come running towards me to greet me. But it’s totally strange and cold that day. Everyone was weeping, screaming and gloomy. Even the children were sobbing terribly. The children knew that they will no longer see their grandmother in the future. At that instant I knew that there will be a drastically change!

The undertaker arrived. Me and my sister in-law cleaned her and dressed her up before placing her in her casket. I never thought that I was that fearless to lay a hand on her but I did. I am proud of my self to do all those work as I know that if I don’t I will never get the chance to be a good daughter-in-law. I will no longer have the chance to show it to her.

The memorial service lasts for 3 days and she was then buried on the 17th March 2007. On the 7th day (21st March 2007) which is today. After her death we have to make offerings. Chinese do believe that the soul of a dead person will come back after 7 days to visit the family members.

Yesterday, my sister called me that she and her boyfriend have Dengue fever and need to be admitted hospital immediately. She was terrified as I was not there with her (KL). She has no clue what she was going to do next. I was terrified too. Dengue fever can kill. I immediately packed my stuff and leave. Kent drives me back to KL.

As I reached the hospital, I am glad that my sister is all right however Chee Leong is in a serious condition. He looks so pale and thin. Both of them have had fever a week ago. They only realized and confirmed that they have Dengue after the blood test and long fever.

Today, Hubby drives back to Sitiawan to make offering to his mother. While I stay back at the hospital taking care my sister. It ain’t a good week. I am not glad.. It’s awful! I feel bad for not going back with Kent. There is always the guilt.

**** Its sad that my children have no grandmother! :'(

Graduated egoly...

Cool and proud!

11 March 2007

Good take!

It ain't easy to get Faye to look at the camera!

(4 months old)

The East meets West Cny Dinner....

The first dish we had.. (1 March 2007)

Well actually I was hoping that the sashimi is not mixed in!

Still wondering how Chee Leong scored in the "Ang Mo" interview.

UK Size 6-30? hahah....

Look at the size. We are family.

yeah but.. No but.. yeah .. ok ..

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY

Day 683 of My Captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ''good little hunter'' I am. The audacity!! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released--and he seems more than willing to return! He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant-- I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.

I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe........ for now.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DAIRY

8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9:30 a.m. Wow! A car ride! This is a blast!
9:40 a.m. A walk in the park! Ate some crap...Delicious!
10:30 a.m. Getting rubbed and petted! I'm in love!
12:00 p.m. Lunch! Yummy!
1:00 p.m. Playing in the yard! I just love it!
3:00 p.m. Staring adoringly at my masters...they're the best! I'll wag my tail in joy.
4:00 p.m. Hooray! The kids are home! I'm bouncing off the walls!
5:00 p.m. Milkbones! Great!
7:00 p.m. Get to play ball! This is too good to be true!
8:00 p.m. Wow! Watching TV with my master! Heavenly!1
1:00 p.m. Sleeping at the bottom of my master's bed! Life is soooooooo great!

Student dies from stab wounds

Everyone is encourage to be have high education.

BUt where is the MORAL , where is the sympathy, the "heart" after getting the Degree and the Master??? . What's the point of getting education and ending up with no sympathy and help for others.

Do you know that a 18 years old student dies from stab of wounds today?

And guess what there are nearby clinics with doctors but they did nothing ! People who seek help from the nearby clinics get no result nor help.

What were this people thinking ? Cold blooded mammal.

Khor Bro's

Vince called for a short chat. Well he calls me everyday.

Leon called all the way from Sheffield. Where can I get that everyday? Extremely proud to have them. A bit mischievous though. Still love to enjoy my time with them. Where to get that moment all the time?

SWeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt........................

OH NY

Been giving opinions to a best friend of mine. I am not sure whether she is going to make that drastic change. All still depends on the family and her husband. Its a great opportunity though. A business waiting for her husband to take over in New York. I am sure gonna miss her and her baby Alston.

Food!!!!!

Oh my god its so tempting ler... Beh tahan leh ..

"A taste with Jason", "Ho Cak", "Makansutra", Anthony Bourdain, Nigella Lawson, and Jamie O. ....
I am so craving for food now. I miss Gurney.... Where have all the foods gone ?

Foods are flying in my heads now. What have I eaten the "Happy 5" or wat ? Gosh...... I can't wait to eat the Fresh Oysters with Red Wine. Arghhh... Life is short ... Can't I just enjoy it. Of coz i know what I am doing.

Can't sleep

Gee... Its only 4 am. They are still watching UEFA championship Barcelona vs. Arsenal.

Visions are still blurring, shoulder blade is still pain. Neck sprain...What else? Flu is here...

I miss mom, dad and everyone, the family trip I have been. Bro and sis are so young and innocent in the photos. The usual quarreled among brothers and sister stop years ago and it seems like we just had one fight yesterday. Mom has been gone for 6 years!! Yet it feels like a month ago.

I miss everyone in secondary school. Everyone looked so young in my class photo. Look at them now. Ermm... changes in size, hair style, skin.... what else... matured? Cool careers.....married...Some? Not sure where they are.....
Those nice sweet adolescent's ages are end. Am so missing it.

Everyone is getting older. I am going to be 30's soon. yieks.. That old ah?
haha.... I have to give "Ang Pow" during CNY as well. It’s a no fun thing not to receive "Ang Pow". I really miss that.

Things happened. Shocking news, unexpected stuff... some are joy some are well REALLY REALLY unexpected. It's just so weird.

Fashion Sense

If you are......

Short
Don't wear horizontal stripes, too many colours at once, too many or big accessories, or bags slungs across the body. Avoid the layered look.
Don't wear trousers with turn-ups or wide legs. Don't buy trousers that are too long and chop them; that only alters the fit and not for the better. Avoid short A-line skirts and large prints.
Do wear outfits in one colour, slim-fitting straight-leg trousers. You can look leggy by wearing a skirt, tights and shoes in the same tones. Wear simple lines and keep to small accessories.
Do scour petite ranges and teenage girls' sections. Wear one button jackets done up above the waistline.

Tall
Don't wear clothes with vertical lines, patterns or pinstripes.
Don't wear one colour head to toe or crop tops. Don't carry tiny handbags or wear small earrings or necklaces.
Do wear low kitten heels rather than completely flat shoes. Try layering and skirts with a frill around the bottom or a patterned hem.
Do wear low-waisted bootcut or straight-leg trousers and jeans. Don't be afraid to carry bigger handbags or ones you can wear across your body.

Large breasts
Don't wear the wrong size bra and spill out.
Don't wear tops with ruffles or pastel shades, thin spaghetti straps, delicate camisole tops or complicated necklines.
Don't wear bulky tops, necklines that are too revealing, tops in spangly fabrics or sloppy casual tops that cling. Watch out for 'pulling' on shirts.
Do wear subtle v-neck tops that hint at cleavage, dark colours in matt fabrics on your top half, and tailored shirts.
Wear wide-leg, bootleg trousers or fuller skirts to balance your heavier top half. Try scoop necklines in plain fabrics.

Small breasts
Don't assume any bra with padding will work. It must fit so the seams and padding can't be seen.
Don't not wear a bra under flimsy fabrics.
Do wear jewellery such as chokers that detract from a flat chest and balance your outfit; halterneck tops give shoulder width.
Do wear pretty tops or dresses with spaghetti straps. Other good choices include curvy jackets nipped in at the waist, tops in lighter fabric than your bottom half, coat dresses and ballet-style cardigans.

Large hips/thighs
Don't wear bias cut skirts or dresses that cling, narrow-leg trousers or jeans, flat shoes, any kind of cropped top or tapered knee-length skirts.
Don't wear cargo pants or combats with side pockets, jackets or coats with belts that will flare out over your hips, belts that cinch the waist.
Do wear bootleg or flare-cut dark denim stretch for a relaxed line over curves. Combine with heels, low-slung belts and fine-knit cardigans with just the top button done up.
Do wear close-fitting denim skirts to below the knee with split, baggy cotton or parachute trousers, and knee-length jackets with structured shoulders that will balance out a heavier bottom half. Take out pockets in trousers or sew them down.

Big bottom
Don't wear light colours below your waist. Also avoid narrow legs, shiny fabric, leather trousers or thin heels.
Don't wear oversized, baggy or men's trousers, jeans with detailing and pockets, short skirts, anything half a size too small or bias-cut dresses that hug the bum.
Do wear looser fitting, lower slung trousers that skim, longer length jackets that end below your bottom in a single breasted simple shape, and open-toe shoes.
Do wear dark colours on your bottom half. Jeans in dark denim stretch will minimise baggy waist problems, or try trousers with no back pockets and pinstripe trousers. Try tying a thin knit cardigan round your waist for casual camouflage.

Large tummy
Don't wear skirts or dresses in flimsy fabrics that offer no support, drawstring waist trousers or low-cut hipsters, elastic waist tops, big prints or tiny floral prints.
Don't wear support knickers that are too small or tops that contain lycra - they just emphasise spare tyres. Don't wear tops designed to be tucked in.
Do wear denim skirts with a zip or buttons at the front - the fabric really holds your stomach in.
Do wear shirts or cardigans with buttons, leaving the last three or four unbuttoned to skim over tummy. Wear longer length jackets, trousers that zip at the side and flat-fronted skirts.
Do wear big chunky belts slung around the lower stomach, long and lean stretch jeans to elongate your body and slightly low-slung waistbands.

Plump legs/ankles
Don't wear mid-length skirts that end at your calves, short mini skirts, calf-length or ankle boots, light coloured or shiny tights. Don't let your hem fall at the fattest part of your leg.
Don't wear very delicate strappy shoes, ankle straps or ankle chains. Don't wear heels above 2.5 inches if you are a size 4 or under - you'll just look off balance.
Do wear wedges, low-cut shoes, black knee-length boots in suede or stretch fabric (if they won't do up around calves). Skirts that end just below the knee make lower legs look longer.
Do wear sandals with broader straps across the foot to disguise puffy ankles. Wear dark coloured plain tights or fake tan.

Few days ago, I 've watched When a Stranger Calls. Its a boring story. Non action! Planned to watch Inside Man though but due to time frame we watch the stupid movie.

I can't sleep the whole night thinking of the stupid movie HOSTEL. Its was accorded to a true event. Not sure bout it but kinda freak me out. Paxton cuts off Kana's (japs)vein which was attached to her eyeball. Yucks... After Hostel I continued watching SAW 2. And Amanda has become the intern of John? Huh? My stomach doesn't feel well after those movies.

Wonder what's up next?

It was raining cats and dogs. Here are few shots that I have captured.

Crazee - Pantun


America has cowboy and cowgirl,
England has madcow
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
Cow-peh and cow-bo'

When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from
darkness..... and
If u r still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay
ur TNB bill.


When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


. An angry china man entered a shop and
shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Sales : what free gift?
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

These are the names of the some romantic countries in the world.
.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here….. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. & nbsp; Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D. Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Life is so great!

There are many things to do, to eat, to play and so much more.

But no matter what you do, if you do it alone, it will be meaningless.

For if someone is beside you, no matter up or down, even the life sucks, it will always be colorful!

Thanx Bro. - Yung Huey!

Life only travel once.

Today moments become tomorrow memories.

Enjoy every moment good or bad.

Because the gift of life is

life itself.

Just because everyone else is taking that path....
it doesnt mean is the right way!

Don't follow the crowd. Find out yourself!

The Bear, the Lion and the Chicken.

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough once, and the entire planet shit's itself."

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Long walks on the beach..........Been dumped many times
Candle lit dinners...............Acne
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay