Can't sleep

Gee... Its only 4 am. They are still watching UEFA championship Barcelona vs. Arsenal.

Visions are still blurring, shoulder blade is still pain. Neck sprain...What else? Flu is here...

I miss mom, dad and everyone, the family trip I have been. Bro and sis are so young and innocent in the photos. The usual quarreled among brothers and sister stop years ago and it seems like we just had one fight yesterday. Mom has been gone for 6 years!! Yet it feels like a month ago.

I miss everyone in secondary school. Everyone looked so young in my class photo. Look at them now. Ermm... changes in size, hair style, skin.... what else... matured? Cool careers.....married...Some? Not sure where they are.....
Those nice sweet adolescent's ages are end. Am so missing it.

Everyone is getting older. I am going to be 30's soon. yieks.. That old ah?
haha.... I have to give "Ang Pow" during CNY as well. It’s a no fun thing not to receive "Ang Pow". I really miss that.

Things happened. Shocking news, unexpected stuff... some are joy some are well REALLY REALLY unexpected. It's just so weird.

Fashion Sense

If you are......

Short
Don't wear horizontal stripes, too many colours at once, too many or big accessories, or bags slungs across the body. Avoid the layered look.
Don't wear trousers with turn-ups or wide legs. Don't buy trousers that are too long and chop them; that only alters the fit and not for the better. Avoid short A-line skirts and large prints.
Do wear outfits in one colour, slim-fitting straight-leg trousers. You can look leggy by wearing a skirt, tights and shoes in the same tones. Wear simple lines and keep to small accessories.
Do scour petite ranges and teenage girls' sections. Wear one button jackets done up above the waistline.

Tall
Don't wear clothes with vertical lines, patterns or pinstripes.
Don't wear one colour head to toe or crop tops. Don't carry tiny handbags or wear small earrings or necklaces.
Do wear low kitten heels rather than completely flat shoes. Try layering and skirts with a frill around the bottom or a patterned hem.
Do wear low-waisted bootcut or straight-leg trousers and jeans. Don't be afraid to carry bigger handbags or ones you can wear across your body.

Large breasts
Don't wear the wrong size bra and spill out.
Don't wear tops with ruffles or pastel shades, thin spaghetti straps, delicate camisole tops or complicated necklines.
Don't wear bulky tops, necklines that are too revealing, tops in spangly fabrics or sloppy casual tops that cling. Watch out for 'pulling' on shirts.
Do wear subtle v-neck tops that hint at cleavage, dark colours in matt fabrics on your top half, and tailored shirts.
Wear wide-leg, bootleg trousers or fuller skirts to balance your heavier top half. Try scoop necklines in plain fabrics.

Small breasts
Don't assume any bra with padding will work. It must fit so the seams and padding can't be seen.
Don't not wear a bra under flimsy fabrics.
Do wear jewellery such as chokers that detract from a flat chest and balance your outfit; halterneck tops give shoulder width.
Do wear pretty tops or dresses with spaghetti straps. Other good choices include curvy jackets nipped in at the waist, tops in lighter fabric than your bottom half, coat dresses and ballet-style cardigans.

Large hips/thighs
Don't wear bias cut skirts or dresses that cling, narrow-leg trousers or jeans, flat shoes, any kind of cropped top or tapered knee-length skirts.
Don't wear cargo pants or combats with side pockets, jackets or coats with belts that will flare out over your hips, belts that cinch the waist.
Do wear bootleg or flare-cut dark denim stretch for a relaxed line over curves. Combine with heels, low-slung belts and fine-knit cardigans with just the top button done up.
Do wear close-fitting denim skirts to below the knee with split, baggy cotton or parachute trousers, and knee-length jackets with structured shoulders that will balance out a heavier bottom half. Take out pockets in trousers or sew them down.

Big bottom
Don't wear light colours below your waist. Also avoid narrow legs, shiny fabric, leather trousers or thin heels.
Don't wear oversized, baggy or men's trousers, jeans with detailing and pockets, short skirts, anything half a size too small or bias-cut dresses that hug the bum.
Do wear looser fitting, lower slung trousers that skim, longer length jackets that end below your bottom in a single breasted simple shape, and open-toe shoes.
Do wear dark colours on your bottom half. Jeans in dark denim stretch will minimise baggy waist problems, or try trousers with no back pockets and pinstripe trousers. Try tying a thin knit cardigan round your waist for casual camouflage.

Large tummy
Don't wear skirts or dresses in flimsy fabrics that offer no support, drawstring waist trousers or low-cut hipsters, elastic waist tops, big prints or tiny floral prints.
Don't wear support knickers that are too small or tops that contain lycra - they just emphasise spare tyres. Don't wear tops designed to be tucked in.
Do wear denim skirts with a zip or buttons at the front - the fabric really holds your stomach in.
Do wear shirts or cardigans with buttons, leaving the last three or four unbuttoned to skim over tummy. Wear longer length jackets, trousers that zip at the side and flat-fronted skirts.
Do wear big chunky belts slung around the lower stomach, long and lean stretch jeans to elongate your body and slightly low-slung waistbands.

Plump legs/ankles
Don't wear mid-length skirts that end at your calves, short mini skirts, calf-length or ankle boots, light coloured or shiny tights. Don't let your hem fall at the fattest part of your leg.
Don't wear very delicate strappy shoes, ankle straps or ankle chains. Don't wear heels above 2.5 inches if you are a size 4 or under - you'll just look off balance.
Do wear wedges, low-cut shoes, black knee-length boots in suede or stretch fabric (if they won't do up around calves). Skirts that end just below the knee make lower legs look longer.
Do wear sandals with broader straps across the foot to disguise puffy ankles. Wear dark coloured plain tights or fake tan.

Few days ago, I 've watched When a Stranger Calls. Its a boring story. Non action! Planned to watch Inside Man though but due to time frame we watch the stupid movie.

I can't sleep the whole night thinking of the stupid movie HOSTEL. Its was accorded to a true event. Not sure bout it but kinda freak me out. Paxton cuts off Kana's (japs)vein which was attached to her eyeball. Yucks... After Hostel I continued watching SAW 2. And Amanda has become the intern of John? Huh? My stomach doesn't feel well after those movies.

Wonder what's up next?

It was raining cats and dogs. Here are few shots that I have captured.

Crazee - Pantun


America has cowboy and cowgirl,
England has madcow
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
Cow-peh and cow-bo'

When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from
darkness..... and
If u r still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay
ur TNB bill.


When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


. An angry china man entered a shop and
shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Sales : what free gift?
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

These are the names of the some romantic countries in the world.
.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here….. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. & nbsp; Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D. Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Life is so great!

There are many things to do, to eat, to play and so much more.

But no matter what you do, if you do it alone, it will be meaningless.

For if someone is beside you, no matter up or down, even the life sucks, it will always be colorful!

Thanx Bro. - Yung Huey!

Life only travel once.

Today moments become tomorrow memories.

Enjoy every moment good or bad.

Because the gift of life is

life itself.

Just because everyone else is taking that path....
it doesnt mean is the right way!

Don't follow the crowd. Find out yourself!

The Bear, the Lion and the Chicken.

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough once, and the entire planet shit's itself."

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Long walks on the beach..........Been dumped many times
Candle lit dinners...............Acne
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

The Silent Treatment
A man and hi s wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

KL Aquaria

Man.... what the? I don't really think I have learn anything from the trip. The place is like so small and the fish breed is like balik balik the same thing! Sea Horses ? hahaha.. Those who have been to Semporna or living nearby the sea will surely puke to see such things here! Haiyo ...What to do ?

Vincent is here and he is complaining me not taking him around. And we ended up in the errr.. THERE. I can't think of any nice place to go in KL. Any recommendation ? Oh FYI, Vincent is only 13 years old.

The perfect take (fish's picture) ...goes to the PUFFER FISH. ...

The other part in Aquaria.

Recommendation :- Well for those who have been to the Sea World, Underwater World, ..... or any other sea sea places ..... no high expectations please! Unless you have a new born kiddo baby ... They might wanna see and know what is a fish and water.. :) After all they always see a dead cooked fish on the plate!

Decisions Decisions.....

Decisions Decisions.....

Do you really think it's easy to make such decisions? What will the others think? You don't care? You are so selfish!

Oh ok now.. tell me then.. What do you think? Should I follow what ever you are instructing? Or ? Who is deciding now? What is decision? - Make up your mind! Ok now I am confused! What is the point of making the decisions if one wants us to follow exactly what they mean? Get the point now? Still don't get it?

I don't know when comes to choices, I always ask for opinion and of course it always end up with the two words "You decide". Same answer from everyone but yet there is always little bitty bit hint hidding behind the " You decide", asking me to choose one of it. If it turns out ugly and causes REGRET there goes the bla bla bla from ...I don't know, sheep? hahaah...

Life is confusing. When you want to choose something you crave for , sometimes it just end up with the wrong choice! Always.... is always too late to turn back time! It is kinda sad that sometimes its hard to decide which is which! Pros and Cons? Never help! Ok ok I know this is kinda silly........ should I say ...123. point and choose then let it all depend on fate and destiny? Yeah! That is the answer that we are all have been waiting and been doing. Life is like gambling. :P

Chicken Little

Chicken Little

I have been hearing for months Chicken Litle.. Chicken Little..and so I booked 3 movie tickets in advanced for me, Kent and bro. Till the last minutes we changed our mind and decided to cancel the movie. Both of us end up in Genting Casino in the middle of the night. :P As for bro, he ends up in older bro's house. He did his good job baby sitting my younger brother.

Well last night my brother and I went to watch it. The story is different than the fables tales. This time the sky is really falling.

Why do the aliens invaded Okley Oaks? - To look for Kirby the hairy little cute baby alien.

Reason for aliens to come? - Acorn! They love acorn! They go back to Oakly Oak every summer just for the acron.

Chicken Little? - To proof to Oakly Oak and his dad that he was not lying and making up aliens stories.

The Ugly Duckling aka Abby, Runt , Fish? - Chiken Little's friends. I love Runt. Without him I don't think the movie is going to be funny. Fish? The err... should i say the dumb and the stupid ? Or may be he is just curious! Abby - the ugly and the smart one. A mentor and a girl friend to Chicken Little.

Well its much more better than the Incredibles! Yucksss.. whats with the cape and the hero things?

Thumbs up for Chicken Little! Hey its a cartoon OK!

Toby

Toby.
Who? What ? A male hairy feline. A nice cute present from my fiancee. Ok this Kitty was born in Penang and lives in KL. Just like the owner. Hahaha.....

I can still remember the day we (Kent, Josphine, Lydia and me) were looking for a kitten around Penang island. We were like nuts. Thanx anyway. I enjoyed driving during that time!From Air Itam to Gurney then to Tanjung Bungah, Georgetown then back to Air Itam pet shop named ToBY.

Yeah this is where Toby's name is from. It's just like the American Indians. What you see is what you name!

Toby is 9 months old now and is getting hairier, bigger and naughtier.....I just brought him to the pets grooming center. I thought i should be the one to be pampered? Anyway its like a companion to me at home. Wonder where do i get those scars on my hands? Thanx to Toby!